Monday 14 September 2015

Episode II: Attack Of The Clones

 Not watched this in a while but I have long disliked, probably why i've not watched it again but I'm on a Star Wars thang at the mo and after Episode I (http://nonwrestling.blogspot.co.uk/2015/09/episode-i-phantom-menace.html) a few days ago I watched the follow-up this morning.

The buffer of the original trilogy was the best there but the same can't be said for this one though I did enjoy it more than I remembered doing so as I have always placed this at the bottom of the Star Wars totem pole by some distance but upon today's viewing that's not totally fair as I did enjoy parts of it whereas I remembered disliking all of it.

 Although Jedi are essentially peacekeepers it's hard to disagree with Anakin's decision to wipeout the tusken raiders who had tortured his mother, another sign of what he'd become. A classic character is introduced, albeit as a child, as we meet Boba Fett, his father/cloner(?) Jango Fett appears and is revealed as the original that the Clones are based on, but he is killed before the end credits and his helmet is shown in the hands of Boba.

 The films for me are dined by there fights, especially the prequels, but I always thought II's were poor and it's not that the Obi-Wan/Anakin/Yoda Vs. Dooku fight is poor it's more that it's not really a true fight, though  Anakin does lose his arm as Luke does in the middle film. I do love big brawls and here is no different as I liked the part where the Jedis fight Droids as Anakin, Obi-Wan and Padme are to be executed on Geonosis, this is where Jango is killed as Mace Windu decapitates him, special mention for Windus awesome Purple Lightsaber.

 The acting and writing at times left a lot to be desired and one bit I didn't care for was when Anakin and Padme are bonding on Naboo, it was as if someone had put Pride & Prejudice or some other mundane love story, into my Xbox and a scene set in the droid factory with Anakin, Padme, C3PO and R2-D2 knocked the films momentum off a bit.

 Jar-Jar is placed in Padme's place at the senate and gives powers to Chancellor Palpatine to create an army to fight the separatists, I think of it as like the US Civil War where South Carolina and the rest succeeded, the powers that Palpatine is given leads to Order 66 in Episode III which leads to Jedis
being almost wiped out so Jar-Jar is responsible in a way for the Jedi wipeout, was that done due to the sizable hate for Jar-Jar?

 Watched out of context it's not as good but watching it as a piece of the Star Wars puzzle I feel it is perfectly acceptable for what it is which is the buffer between the start and end, due to this I think it's fair that nothing becomes settled and rather the pieces are put in place for Episode III, like a good mid-season finale.

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

I now have all the Star Wars on DVD my search for them singularly proved futile however I found a Darth Vader and Yoda 3pk, Vader's being £7 from ASDA and Yodas being £15 from Tesco. I have decided to watch them in order because well it would be stupid not to and last night saw Episode I: The Phantom Menace for the first time in years, maybe even since I caught in 99 at my then local cinema.

 This is considered one of the weaker films in the, uhh, what's the trilogy word for a 6 film collection? if not the outright weakest now that may be a fair assessment but I don't think the movie itself is as bad as the general consensus seems, it still may be the weakest of the VI but just because II-VI may be better it doesn't make this one bad just not as good, though personally I've always placed II bottom of the pack.

 This entry is the least focused on the Jedi/Sith rivalry for sure and does have an political debate feel with some of the content, throughout there's a thing about Trade Routes being blocked throughout the galaxy and Qui-Gon (Liam Neeson) and Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) soon protect Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman) as she is going to be strong armed into a treaty that here rivals want signed.

 Anakin (Jake Lloyd) is shown to be a competent PodRacer and later in the film is in space with a Naboo Fighter Plane, I think, which is a precursor to his flying as Vader in IV, in fact there was a few things that seemed to point to Anakin having a bad future, Yoda picked up on his fear saying it will become anger and it's fair to say Vader wasn't the most passive of people, I did like the foreshadowing of what Anakin becomes, weird watching Anakin in a room with Mace Windu knowing that Anakin causes his death in III.

 The one big black mark against these prequels, I say black mark it's more like the size of a black hole, is Jar Jar Binks whose comic relief doesn't fit in with the Star Wars theme, I don't hate the character like many do but I wouldn't miss him if he was gone from the film or at least his comic antics, like when kids are telling Anakin he won't win which is a downer for the kid then seconds later Jar Jar's hand is stuck in the podracer. In 99 I did get a Qui-Gon Jinn money bank or something but I don't remember favouring Qui-Gon in the Star Wars world in fact I only really remember his death but upon my viewing last night I must say that I did like the guy which was a surprise as I thought i'd be nonplussed.

 The main bad guy is really Darth Sidious who along with his good persona if you will of Palpatine is featured in this film but the bad guy who does the fighting isn't in the film much at all, must've been around seven minutes screen time, though due to his look Darth Maul is memorable, though not acknowledged here or in II-VI Darth does survive the chop, ha-ha.

 The climatic fight was okay and Palpatine getting power in the senate is important to the story also Anakin's mum remains a slave and that plays a part in his turn to the Dark Side albeit not here. The film was better than I remembered, does it reach TESB level? No but it isn't bad in its own right, also I've always assumed Phantom Menace was Darth Maul but it's just hit me it may be The Sith as a whole who are long thought extinct..