Bo Russia Doormouse are a franchise originating in Russia before moving to play in the GFL though they forgot you change the city name not the team name. VFL Wolfs Burger are allegedly named as such as one time someone in the local area shouted that's a Very F***ing Large Wolfs Burger and hence VFL Wolfs Burger were born.
Bo Russia hit the net first through Pierre-Emerick Aubaneyang, who is a unique fusion of 3 footballing brothers though the only downside is he takes up three roster spots in one go, but Wolfs Burger levelled through former Chel Sea 6th man Kevin D. Boing who hit a Free Field Goal attempt.
Ciro Immobile shocked all by scoring from the 20 yard line, shocking as his name suggests he rarely moves much but Wolfs Burger levelled through Naldo, the 1/2 brother of Ronaldo, hit a headscore to gain a tie for the road team. Bo Russia remain a lottery team whilst Wolfs Burger retain the #2 spot in the conference though still are far behind the leaders the Bayern Muchers.
Thursday 18 December 2014
Tottenham Vs. Newcastle
This game is part of the League Cup Bowl, Tottenham Hot Spurs have four rings from this competition. Tottenham Hot Spurs are named as such after a cowboy was spotted aflame in the Tottenham area and Newcastle are Magpies as the players are historically in awe of shiny things.
Rookie Magpies goaltender Jak Airwicks error allowed Bendaleg to put the Hot Spurs up one possession before Chad-Valley fired in just 36 seconds after the Magpies had kicked off the 2nd quarter of play giving Hot Spurs and Two-Zip advantage.
Kane, apparently taking a break from the WWE, made it a three possession game then Hot Spurs 6th Man El Dorado, named so after his favourite US Soap, came on and scored the fourth, he replaced Kane who had to return to US for a house show appearance the next night.
Hot Spurs will now face Sheriffs United, out of Yorkshire in the Final Four. The other two teams are the Liver Pools and Chel Sea.
Rookie Magpies goaltender Jak Airwicks error allowed Bendaleg to put the Hot Spurs up one possession before Chad-Valley fired in just 36 seconds after the Magpies had kicked off the 2nd quarter of play giving Hot Spurs and Two-Zip advantage.
Kane, apparently taking a break from the WWE, made it a three possession game then Hot Spurs 6th Man El Dorado, named so after his favourite US Soap, came on and scored the fourth, he replaced Kane who had to return to US for a house show appearance the next night.
Hot Spurs will now face Sheriffs United, out of Yorkshire in the Final Four. The other two teams are the Liver Pools and Chel Sea.
Tuesday 16 December 2014
Everton Vs. QPR
Everton Toffees 3 -1 The Queen's Park Rangers
Ross Barclays', is he sponsored by the bank like when Baseball player Bobby Subway sold his name rights? brilliant 1st period zinger got the Toffees off to a 1 - Zip start with a great drive from the 20 yard line after starting the play within his own 50!
Kevin Meerkatas deflected field goal attempt made it 2 and Oh for the Toffees out of Everton before Steven Nay Smith, so his name is Smith then, made it a 3 possession lead in the bottom of the 1st heading Aaaaaaadun McGiddy's high lateral pass.
Bobbys' Amora finish from the low post after Tim, a player so good he's earned first name status ie LeBron, Kobe etc. deflected a pass into his direction but it came too late for QPR.
Everton Toffees have a 5-6-5 record on the season putting them 10th in the Premier Division of the English Conference leaping their parent team the Liver Pools putting them at mid level in the pennant race maybe they can squeeze in at a low seed in the race to face the winners of the Scottish Conference.
The Queen's Park Rangers slip to 18th which gives them a better percentage in getting a lottery pick in the draft, the best team in college ball this season is Born Mouth Cherries who sit atop the Championship Division.
A quick note about The Queen's Park Rangers as I feel it is unfair on them as a part time team, their main job in the week is being Rangers of the Queens Parks which gives them little time to train as a team giving the other teams an advantage though there are two teams tanking worse and both seem to be of French origin the Burn Le Clarets and Les Turd Foxes.
Ross Barclays', is he sponsored by the bank like when Baseball player Bobby Subway sold his name rights? brilliant 1st period zinger got the Toffees off to a 1 - Zip start with a great drive from the 20 yard line after starting the play within his own 50!
Kevin Meerkatas deflected field goal attempt made it 2 and Oh for the Toffees out of Everton before Steven Nay Smith, so his name is Smith then, made it a 3 possession lead in the bottom of the 1st heading Aaaaaaadun McGiddy's high lateral pass.
Bobbys' Amora finish from the low post after Tim, a player so good he's earned first name status ie LeBron, Kobe etc. deflected a pass into his direction but it came too late for QPR.
Everton Toffees have a 5-6-5 record on the season putting them 10th in the Premier Division of the English Conference leaping their parent team the Liver Pools putting them at mid level in the pennant race maybe they can squeeze in at a low seed in the race to face the winners of the Scottish Conference.
The Queen's Park Rangers slip to 18th which gives them a better percentage in getting a lottery pick in the draft, the best team in college ball this season is Born Mouth Cherries who sit atop the Championship Division.
A quick note about The Queen's Park Rangers as I feel it is unfair on them as a part time team, their main job in the week is being Rangers of the Queens Parks which gives them little time to train as a team giving the other teams an advantage though there are two teams tanking worse and both seem to be of French origin the Burn Le Clarets and Les Turd Foxes.
Monday 15 December 2014
Man Utd Vs. Liverpool
Old Trafford - Manchester, Greater Manchester - Manchester Red Devils 3 - 0 Liver Pool
Pools cornerback Raheem Sterling I believe in his sophomore or junior year and rocking the 90s Will Smith, missed a host of chances so will Head Coach Rodgers bench him or maybe fire his offensive coordinator? Apparently the Devils Goalstop David De-Heya was in fine form.
Manchester broke the tie when Rooney swept home a cross-pitch pass to put the Devils up One-Zip during the 1st half of play then the Devils made it a two possession game as One Matter hit nothing but net with a Headshot but was apparently offside so why didn't Coach Rodgers throw a flag hang on all scoring plays are meant to be reviewed what is up with these officials?
Robin VanPercy hit a 3rd unanswered point for the Devils out of Manchester to give the Devils the Shut out win over fierce rivals Pool.
Manchester now have a record on the season of 9-4-3 putting their win ratio at just over .500, wow 4 games still tied at the end of OT. They sit in the 3rd spot of the Premier Division with Chel Sea still dominating the division and in top spot for the pennant race.
Liver Pool have another notch in the L column putting them at 6-3-7 and a mid-division team with little hopes of claiming the pennant, they shouldn't of traded Louis Suarez in pre-season, though they are far from a lottery team in my opinion.
Pre-Match Coach Rodgers benched Simon Mini-Ole who I believe shares his name with a mini wrestler from Lucha Libre, I believe he has been sent to their D-League team the Everton Toffees.
Pre-Match Coach Rodgers benched Simon Mini-Ole who I believe shares his name with a mini wrestler from Lucha Libre, I believe he has been sent to their D-League team the Everton Toffees.
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